Fiction
Kyle Thomas Smith is a writer in Brooklyn, NY. He also publishes under the psuedonyms Colin Mac Gowan and Ethel Moneymaker.
                                                            

 

 
March 2003/March 2008
 
Even the bats had flown to the fallout shelters. The sky was charred black, except for the ovum of deepening red in the western sky. Gray smoke curled from blasted bombs and newly made ruins, which had stood indomitably for three thousand years just minutes before.
 
February 21, 2008
 
Yes, there was a time when I liked Camille Paglia. It was the early 1990s. P.c.-ideologues had usurped university faculties from coast-to-coast. Many of them had studied precious little outside their narrow areas of specialization. Instead of educating students in primary source materials, many took up class time parroting the cant of their various Marxist, feminist, and/or post-modernist camps. In their fiefdoms and classrooms, they brooked no dissent. Given that status quo, I feasted on the writings of Camille Paglia, a sanguinary lesbian dominatrix in academe, who torpedoed these pseudo-radicals’ every piety, inveighing against their lack of scholarship and suppression of independent voices. Although I found her literary and art criticism hard to follow, she introduced me to a canon of great authors that I would have never found without her. And her writing was as explosive, original and exhilarating as Side One of Dylan’s Highway 61 Revisited.
June 2002
 
You look up.  There he is.  Whoever he is.  You never learn his name or anything more about him.  Yet he stands there like a flesh Praxiteles, all contra possto.  Oh, I don’t mean to knock that stage of the game. It’s invaluable. It’s a lot of what makes life worth living.  In fact, I wrote in my book:  (Reads) “If you’re a soul who is prohibited from having a beautiful man, try to at least be grateful they’re here on earth to look at.”  His Attic posture might even trigger a hormone rush you wouldn’t have that day without him.  But it’s all as fleeting as that train you’re riding.
May 2008
 
I didn’t meet Tressa again until a little later, the night the skinheads jumped me on Belmont. Man, I don’t care what people say. They cut skinheads all this fuckin’ slack. Say most of them on Belmont ain’t Nazis, they’re anti-Nazi. Some are even black, some are Jews and some of the whites even walk around with t-shirts on under their bomber jackets that have ban signs over swastikas. That don’t mean dick. Nazi, anti-Nazi: one’s just as bad as the other. Some of the Anti-Nazi skins wear pink laces in their ox-blood Docs, meaning they killed a queer—maybe one of the queens walking around Halsted Street, just about a block over from Punkin’ Donuts. They kick the shit out of people who don’t fucking deserve it just to show off to their friends. Skinheads are fuckin’ scumbags—Nazi or not—and, if I didn’t believe in anarchy, I’d petition for a law to lock them all up for life.